Mature legs & boobs, thanks

A lady sitting on the ground with her legs crossed went to get up. She asked her boyfriend to help her, so he gets into a position to leverage her off the ground. The resulting display is one of red and white polka dot underwear very exposed as legs were spread wide! Un-classy.

A gentleman nearing his forties who was out to I guess test the waters asked me many questions about how this all worked. He was no too embarrassed to explain this was the first time he was out in around a decade. He was a little embarrassed when he learned the ages of some of the women that caught his eye.

“So you waist my time” said another guy. This was after I checked his ID, bag and asked him to empty his pockets. After we went through this process he went in to find no other patrons in the venue. We had just opened up, however his attitude was very uninviting. But not as difficult as the next.

I tell this gentleman he can’t come in. “Why?” he asked, and I explain that I observed his walking and that was obviously intoxicated. Then he says “so why can’t I come in?” And we begin the circular discussions until I got sick of it, and he started saying “how about I hit you and then walk in”. Five minutes later the police are offering him a special bed for the night. Annoyed, he left and never came back.

Mr & Mrs Mature were out for a fun time and not knowing how things worked, pleaded with me to ask for the Mrs’s ID. I did so, and she “I haven’t got any, but how about these?” Down went the top and nearly all fell out. Very quickly she put everything back in and settled down. I gave them a quick run down on the conventions of night life in this city and let them in. Surprisingly they stayed until closing and were, in Mr’s words “too old for this shit!”, but they did make it.

To top the night off, I had four different patrons tell me I was the nicest and friendliest bouncer they had met.

~ by bouncermemoirs on February 15, 2009.