Red freaky underage piercings
Some nights begin with an idea of what is in store. Tonight you could label it ‘Freaky Friday’.
Had a group of native New Zealanders who came first up. Nothing wrong with these guys, well dressed, sober, clean cut; no reason to refuse entry and it was early. It wasn’t until nearly closing time that an addition to their party began causing problems. Trying to hit onto someone else’s girlfriend was not a good option. Particularly as she was, at least as another patron described her, a skank.
They eventually left with no other problems.
A young lady turned up with what I initially thought was her father. She had more metal piercings in her face than I had in my shoes. Later I noticed them in a rather passionate embrace. Either he is a ‘sugar daddy’ or she is for hire.
Recently young ladies have been coming to the door with their elder sisters ID’s. Another tonight, which I didn’t pass through.
Saturday night was a little calmer.
Many more underages trying their best. Two girls presented their ID’s like old hands. Unfortunately they still had 2 months to go before they were legal. So I politely said to come back in a couple of months.
Then two girls with no ID, no idea and no common sense turned up with two guys. I think they were intending to slip in with these guys. However the males were too intoxicated and the girls were too young.
A nice lady left to have a smoke outside, she said “will you remember me so I can get straight back in?” I told her no problems because she had a stamp. However, that was insufficient for her, so she told me to remember ‘Red’. Red lipstick, red fingernails, and red soles on her shoes. Only a few minutes later, she was sitting on the ground with her legs crossed and short skirt right up revealing her, you guessed it, red underwear. She was yelling at her friend and I was about to speak to her about the display (underwear not noise) when she stood up. The entire line up gained a gawking eyeful.
Another nice young lady leaving at the end of the night fell down. The two guys with her were obviously disinterested in helping her up. I grabbed her under the arms and lifted her up. With a train load of people coming behind wanting the leave I lifted her completely off the ground. She wrapped her arms around me and asked me to take her away. I did, all of five metres and leaned her up against the wall.
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