Drunk wet and vibrating…

With it being very wet and cold I inverted my assumptions and decided it would be very busy. Strangely so, but with some interesting characters.

Mrs Middle Aged approached a group of us having a discussion about the attributes of various people on the street, it include a local law enforcement officer. She actually didn’t notice him, instead she said a normal hello to another patron, her drunken gaze panned around to me where she also gave me an average salutation, then her gaze stumbled upon Mr Police Officer. Her eyes sprung open and she gave a very seductive “well hi!!”. After a few minutes of light talking, she asks Mr Policeman if she can get a ride home with him. He explained that the vehicle he was in was for criminals. That gave her the opportunity to tell him she could be “naughty!” if he wanted. Trying to hold back a display of appreciation and amusement, he politely declined. She then lifted the level in her seductive voice and said, “I can be very naughty!”. On that point we began directing her to the nearest Taxi.

A trio of Austrians came to the door. Each had their passport for ID except the lady. She appeared like a classic European model, blond, blue eyed and an athletic body. I let them in, only to be called to observe their dancing behaviour.

It’s not that they were doing anything wrong, but the easiest way to describe what I saw was three clean cut individuals on the dance floor looking like they were human vibrators. Quite a sight! Shortly after she was apparently gyrating her hips in a very suggestive fashion, but alas I missed that show.

Three young girls alighted from a Taxi and rushed over to the door. As they confidently presented their ID’s one girl says to the other, “feel here am I wet?”. This drew my attention because the location of the dampness was the Jeans covered crutch area. Here a young lady was feeling up another girls pubic area bang in front of me. A very short awkward moment followed then the explanation of liquid in the Taxi seat provided an excuse.

~ by bouncermemoirs on July 11, 2009.