The 3 un-wise men

Tonight three gentleman made a costly mistake. They travelled from far away and did so in a taxi. I watched as they alighted from the cab and headed in my direction. There was Mr Intoxicated, Mr Abusive and Mr No idea. As they came to the door I checked Mr Intox for an ID. He had significant trouble standing and delivering this. While waiting I asked Mr No idea for his. He said he didn’t have one. I explained he can’t come in without one. Mr No Idea was not happy with this, but Mr Intox was still trying to get his id and stand straight. I then explained to him he was too intoxicated, and his response? “You think I’m drunk?”

Then Mr Abusive described me was a head full of fornication. I smiled and thanked him for the complement and I then said he could not come in. Three onto one is an unfair ratio, so I called in my backup as the conversation… negotiation became heated. Fortunately the other bouncer used a special technique called, “boring the heck out of them”.

Their costly mistake was that at the end, no venue would let them in. All that travel for nothing.

~ by bouncermemoirs on October 4, 2009.