Drunk & old to sober, but too young

Tonight I opened the front door to a scene of vomit. It was clearly the end of a seafood extravaganza and the consumer no longer wanted it. About 10 metres away was another deposit. One of the uncomfortable roles we bouncers have is, vomit cleaning.

Party of four guys, one who just turned 44 wanted entry. Two were sober, the other two were smashed. I baby sat the drunk 44 year old while his peer told me some incoherent story and their friends went in to ‘check it out’. A drink later and we asked them to leave so that their intoxicated mates would go as well.

Miss “18 in December” had a nice try. With a party of two girls and two guys, they approached the door. The first guy I had already check – he was fine. The first lady had her birthday last Tuesday and was now ‘legal’. The next guy was legal but had a student, something I am not comfortable using, however I erred on the side of leniency and the last girl, well I said “you are welcome to come in, in December!”

~ by bouncermemoirs on October 10, 2009.