Flashy barred drunk
Barred turns up
I described in Under surveillance and barred about Police issued barring order. Tonight he turned up. He tried to claim it was his brother and failed to produce an ID to prove it. Needless to say he didn’t come in.
Flash communication
Two young ladies were approaching the door when a car pulled up and yelled hello. One responded with a unique hello. She lifted her skirt and flashed her uncovered ‘hello’.
Drunk test failure
One lady, one man. Both quite intoxicated so I directed them to do the drunk test. That is stand on one leg, bring extended arms to touch the nose with eyes closed. Big fail and it became a bigger competition to work out who failed more.
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