Tears over a slapping boner
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure..
One lady, hmm, girl escaped my ID scrutiny only to be checked again by another Bouncer. He passed her, only to then have her checked again by the Bar manager. This time she faltered. Why check so many times? We had other patrons say she was underage. We believed them. Interestingly, she was breaking up with her boyfriend at the time. No amicably either, at least the slap across his face I think meant she was not happy.
Tears not on his pillow.
Another lady who had been in a steady relationship for a while with a regular fell into tears after a big argument with her boy. I needed to separate them as the language indicated violence might be on the cusp.
Tent time.
Plenty of drama for the night, but in the end a humours ending to some other girl’s discussion. The two ladies sat exchanging information about their respective ex’s, while another guy stood near them. I was oblivious until one girl said to him “have you got a boner?” I looked and sure enough, he had a tent in his pants. Well, with that one of the girls said – lets go and took him with.
